They're baaaaaaaaaaaaack!
With so many crazy things happening in the world - oil spills on the shores of Louisiana (that state can't catch a break), failed bombing attempts in Times Square (oh yeah, I was 5 blocks away while that SUV was sitting there, waiting to explode), and the Penguins losing another Stanley Cup Playoff game (such a shame) - there has to be something that we can count on....
JERSEY.
I was avoiding studying this afternoon, which is how I ended up watching the director's cut of the season finale from last summer's Real Housewives of New Jersey. There is no higher form of art than reality shows about Italian-American housewives from New Jersey getting drunk and flipping tables at restaurants. The just kept showing Teresa screaming and flipping that damned table. God, I love her. And then she shares through a testimonial that "Juicy" - her husband - found that really attractive and that if she wanted to make passionate love more often, that she should start flipping tables on a daily basis. She. Was. Brilliant. Of course in that whole confrontation scene, I would have been more like Caroline, just laughing uncontrollably at how ridiculous the whole thing really was.
But the whole point of this rambling on a theme is that the Jersey Housewives are coming back for round two. The new season starts tomorrow night at 10pm. You know where I'll be!
Matteo "Jersey Jonesin'" Yazge
um. how are you just now seeing that finale? shame on you for postponing it so long.
ReplyDeletebut you'd better believe i'll be perched on the edge of my couch in pjs with pie and ice cream watching the premier of the new season tonight.