This should have been the winner... Jakob.
So, I realize that I am WAY behind on the cultural bandwagon, but I just need to discuss So You Think You Can Dance for a minute...
My sister got me addicted 3 days ago, and we tore through half a season on our DVR since then. Granted this is coming like 2 weeks too late, but I'd like to file a formal complaint with "them", because there is no way in HELLLLLLLL that that Russell moron should have won. No way. The guy can't do anything except fist pump... Snooki from Jersey Shore could out dance him. Pathetic. And can talk about his supposed "knee injury"? Notice how once he was announced the winner, he was miraculously better? Yeah, apparently when you get an undeserved victory, the Baby Jesus miraculously gives you a new knee to go with it. If you give a moose a muffin...
The real winner here (besides the show, dance, and America, according to the cracked out judges) is Jakob. First of all, he spells his name with a "k". Automatic win. Second, he can actually dance. All of it. He doesn't think he can dance. He can dance. And he's classy... he would never rip his shirt off and fall down on his knees, scream random noises, scream about his many girlfriends, and refuse to get off the floor even after the host repeatedly asked him. Unlike Russell. Just saying.
You just wait, FOX. You'll be getting a strongly worded letter from the Yazge siblings. Also, Cat Deeley, watch your botoxed back. Baby Lexi got some words to share with you.
Ciao Bella
Matteo "Furioso" Yazge
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